NEW EPISODE- Contemporaneous

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Weather reports and waxing crescent premonitions: if you howl at the moon through the belly of your guitar, access may be gained to the philosophy section.

Join us as we address our top go-to spooky films and indulge in breakfasting habits; add one ounce of butter and crocodile eyeballs. Do you get a little lightheaded when you chew on a balloon? Don't forget to blow your nose into a rose before you stratify your seeds. 

Holiday updates & shipping reminders are included~

Tunes by Hey Cowboy, Dennis Korn, Lafayette Afro Rock Band, The Phi-Psonics, Yuja Wang, Óskar Guðjónsson, Witch and quite a few others. Shimmy twice if you wanna be nice.

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NEW EPISODE- Spanning the Chasm

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Do stones write poems? Just ask the twining roses who whisper Polish hauntology at the bend of the river. Making friends with the wind isn't so difficult, once you empathize with the linguistic roots from whence she casts her vapours. By the hand of the sphinx and the stars many dwellings, as the spiderweb spans the chasm with great appreciation. 

Translation: The second week of October has begun, so build your pyramid on the moon and join us for recitations from Fernando Pessoa's 'A Little Larger than the Entire Universe' [translation by Richard Zenith]. Spitballs stick to the ceiling as we settle down into a mysterious reading from a well-known illustrated classic, offering a tender interlude for all ages.

Stay until the very end for hypnotic tunes by Etnobotanika, The Black Skirts, Damdamgugu, Lynda Dawn, Airiel, James Quinn, Jay Som and quite a many bewildering hymns from the archive. Welcome to Season 11 dearest Venusians.

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NEW EPISODE- Clepsydra Corbiculate

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A study guide for word-hunters!

Hold on tight to your mechanical pencils. But, don’t forget the stock up on dolabriform larvae beforehand. “I’ll eat the entire bag shortly here”, said the dodecandria feathering the wheels. Brumbee Brumby? Just in case you’re looking for multiple ways to say perspiration. Adverb: caterpillar dolcemente. 

In other words -join us for our last episode of Season 10 as we recite achingly lovely words with extraordinary definitions…from an ancient dictionary circa 1936. We’ll also drift down the channel of holy excerpts from the QPB Dictionary. 

Our playlist features Jazz exotica and ethereal tunes by Phi-Psonics, Carla Bley, Balthvs, and many others.

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NEW EPISODE- Rock Garden Tulips

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Welcome to your Tuesday night mixtape, just in case you require an extra boost of euphoria to get through the week ahead. 

Observations and recitations feature a glance into a curious book from 1928, exploring the research of F.F. Rockwell and his practical prognosis on preparing one’s dream rock garden. Sympathetic stones flavored purple (upon their perocity) encourage thirsty roots to charm their way toward the Galanthus. Fertile foliage, Chinodoxa in partial shade. Two excitable pomegranates also make an appearance. We’ll close our studies off with an excerpt from one of Karl Marx’s love letters circa June of 1856. 

Stay until the end for sultry disco tracks, with a delicate 90's interlude betwixt the inevitable...sleepwalking into the heart of Iceland's Múm. Silken serenades also include tunes by The Drifters, Ottawan, Patty Pravo, Technotronic and other naughty nostalgic nocturnes.

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NEW EPISODE- Rain Dance in the Rear View Mirror

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Tune in for spontaneous confessions and sugary spoilers, nostalgic two-steps, and a film recommendation that mirrors a little-known Polish track from the 1960’s. Crank up your motor, seed beds are humming, do the rain dance. Playing telephone in the honey field while singing in traffic allows for one’s worries to rest in the arms of a waltz —or, the bewitching collaboration between Laplante & Ravel. We cast another spell. 

Featuring the majestic musika ov Helena Vondráčková, George McCrae, Thee Sinseers, Nala Sinephro, Alice Phoebe Lou, Jesse Green, Francis Lai and other splendid poets reuniting beneath the very last beams of that sweltering summer sun.

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NEW EPISODE- Lunar Twist & Frequency Assist

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Soaring splendors display violet pathways at dawn. Did you draw feathers on your calendar yet this week? Watch your wings turn into bubbles, soul into swirls. Windblown hymns tumble gently into the rapture, vibrations exalted for lunar growth and capture.

Joins us for a night-owl mixtape to help celebrate the recent eclipse, or -simply stream us while your bagel's snug as a bug in the oven. Let the cream cheese melt a little (before you take a bite). To help nourish your inner tiger, alphabetize your library.

Featuring tender serenades by Evgeny Grinko, Jesse Green, Gorillaz, Yehezkel Raz & Sivan Talmor, Oisin Ruiz, Modern Talking and other soaring nymphs with exceptional vocal prosody. 

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NEW EPISODE- Aurora's Ladybug Quartet

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Major chord epiphanies during a thunderstorm liberates the latches, which entails I might have to add a little powdered sugar to my curry. When unexpected visitations from a curious ladybug follows my lead, I let the record play a second time. Searching for gators, rinse and repeat. It's a soft deal, lean back into the sky -the garage sale accepts cash so suckle your seatbelt. "Zwoooosh!" That’s exactly the sound a horse makes. Other confessions -I got my hair kissed by a tree while sorting through a box of rhinestones.

Stay for the absurdist monologues, inhale slowly...our extended playlist features music by Elly Vilhjalms, Rhone, Baseball Gregg, Uschi Brüning, Count Basie, Borne, Deuter and an endless supply of other blossoming balladeers.

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NEW EPISODE- Papierowe Latawce

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The end of August has arrived, so join us for morning movie meanderings at an altitude of 8.97 degrees above the horizon. Is something burning? It's my equatorial telescope! Sleep in, it's your density. I mean -your destiny. Hexapods, prehistoric paper kites, windshields made of dust, delirious caterpillars, nostalgic ephemera i.e. a mixtape for migraines. Rootabaga rumba come and get your thunda.

Featuring some furiously wicked tracks by Umami, Digital Ram, Georgia Gibbs, A Car That Swims, Chyp-Notic, Maya Filipič, Oliver, Bjork, and quite a few other muses from the eternal dawn.

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NEW EPISODE- Lapis Lazuli Leaping

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When tomorrow becomes today, can you go where you've never been? Only with the assistance of a mysterious old stone whose history is etched into a tale hardly told. Join us as we read an excerpt from a collection of short stories edited by Andrew Lang circa 1894; The Yellow Fairy Book (an edition released in 1966). At the edge of the forest you'll find a late summer serenade and an old VHS tape with commercials from the early 2000's.

Bewildering tunes by Damdamgugu, Ross, Soombee, Lee Jun Hyung, Habibi and other astonishing concrète recipes.

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NEW EPISODE- Spin Cycle Spider Toes

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There's a new sun rising. Ring the bell, we can see the horizon (it appears pyramid shaped) beside the river where we harvested the diplacus.

Make a wish then make a list. The final distance has passed, viagem ao fundu de mim. Glory to the magnifying glass club. Sounds go through muscles, cells are activated, slip-n-slide reminiscing. Elevated archive for headphone fanatics. Is this…??

Translation —as the end of summer approaches, it’s time to say farewell to regrets and activate the senses. Knock-knee'd nuances override the zephyr. Stay until the end of our monologues for tunes by Kanguru, Triangulum, Sudden Sway, Pablo Casals, Elis Regina and many others to keep you company on laundry day. 

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NEW EPISODE- Melted Ice Cream Sannwitch

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Beneath a slumbering sun's sacred reprise, recitations from the book ov life takes shape —where persimmons taste like stripes and that cheeky 405 offramp leads to the college of hypnotherapy. You’re not delusional, those bicycle wheels are pleasantly floppy -alas, I couldn’t recall where I parked the jalopy.

Welcome to Season 10!! Won’t you join us for our 100th episode? It’s hard to believe we’ve come this far. It’s true, we’ve been busy relocating the archive to our new recording studio, and appreciate your devotion to the program.

Stay until the very end of our monologues for some soothing summertime tunes tumbling down in yon forest: Ella Fitzgerald & Louis Armstrong, Dara Chom Chan, Hawkwind, Ivan Mladek, Yo La Tengo, Cocteau Twins and Hiroshi Yoshimura.

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SITE MAINTENANCE

Salutations listeners —

Please excuse our mess as we make some essential updates to our website. At the moment we’re readjusting our inventory, and apologize for any inconvenience. If you need to make a purchase please email us for the time being. Thanks a bunches!

Love —the staff at Hey, Venus! Radio

A SUMMER READING LIST

Once in a while we sit gazing away at our archive, wondering which books we’ve in fact read through over the years. Of course there are those who slip away, which become just another curious title on the shelf…precious contents unbeknownst to our own wandering minds. Delirious for narratives, paper cuts, and a twist to the story. 

Recently though, we'd packed up a few boxes of books that have been on our shelves for a long while, and sold them off to a local collector. How wonderful it felt to just let go of some titles, knowing that they would go to a new home and be thoroughly digested  -hopefully not by a dumpster.

Now that we've cleared out some of our inventory, I can finally sit down and put together a list of a few titles I've been reading through over the last two weeks. In hopes that you'll find at least one or two of these books to frequent your bedside stack of glorious titles to get lost in. Here are just a few that made it to the top of my raging pile of fiction and nonfiction favorites for summer. Recommended musical companions are also featured at the end of this article.

Good Bugs for Your Garden - Written and illustrated by Allison Mia Starcher

Algonquin Books of Chapel Hill, 1995, ISBN 1-56512-071-X

In order to make sense of which insects are valuable for your garden, Starcher's practical compendium makes the top of our list. Not only is this delightful tiny book a humble companion for any botanist, it also dives into how one can omit pesticides and use instead the knowledge of a very detailed collaboration within the kingdom of pollinators & predators alike. Explore with your wee ones this lovingly illustrated guide for identifying predacious thrips, tiger beetles, ant lions, braconids, ichneumons, green lynx spiders and more. 


Tarot of the Old Path - By Howard Rodway

Urania Verlags AG Books, 1990. ISBN 3-908647-17-7

Is it true that bumbling human being can also hold the key to wily divinations? Speak to the sceptic and coalesce the elements -extend the lamp to the seeker! The Tarot is a beneficial nature-based philosophy which can be applied playfully to one's routine, while accessing determination and recognizing the synchronicities available. Are the cards just a game of chance, or do they help us speak directly to our ancestors? That's a question only the conjurer can answer. Either way, this guide is a helpful and descriptive source for anyone interested in deciphering the unexplainable methodologies behind the art of the Tarot.


Waking the Tiger: Healing Trauma - By Peter A. Levine (with Ann Frederick)

North Atlantic Books, Berkeley, California, 1997. ISBN 978-1-55643-233-0

Each and every life contains difficulties which neither of us are exactly prepared for. I've spent years trying to locate the right book on such subject matter, in hopes that I'd find one which explores trauma without pacifying the reader, or glorifying religious implications. This is where Levine's ideas come into play, as his lessons are rooted in a more scientific approach. The author lyrically elaborates on instinct, compassion, and the neurological basis of emotional regulations. His theories allow for the seeker to "assess the problem at its physiological roots through the felt sense" and explains as to why stereotypical therapy limits the treatment of trauma-based healing. In a crumbling world it's time we take a more transformative look into allowing for overwhelming experiences to morph into points of departure rather than helplessness. Levine taps into methods which (at times) reveal Shamanic approaches to dealing with hyper-arousal, disassociation, stimulus barriers, and other symptoms of trauma. The author also offers plentiful exercises for the reader, which allow for the body to remain fluid during the minds rehabilitation. 


Autumn Story - Written and illustrated by Jill Barklem

Philomel Books, 1980. ISBN 0-399-20745-7

It was a fine autumn. The blackberries were ripe and the mice of Brambly Hedge were very busy. Lord Woodmouse, who lived in the Old Oak Palace, was out early with his youngest daughter, Primrose. Ah, delicate yet ambitious little Primrose, who loves pies and puddings, resting her paws around a cup of hot acorn coffee, and snuggling by the fire before bedtime. But once our tiny Primrose obtains just a taste of the blackberries along the edge of the cornfield, she suddenly can't resist her fascination with the nearby wildflowers.

Time ceases to exist for the little one, as she wanders into secret underground tunnels, and takes to a grand fascination with her neighbor's collection of family photos. Meanwhile, Primrose's parents are preparing for their trip to pick mushrooms past the barge -but where has their daughter gone off to? Join Lady Daisy, Mr & Mrs Apple, and a lonely whoot owl on their quest to bring Primrose home before the sun descends behind the thicket.


Of course, there's nothing better than a musical companion for these moments where we transcend time and space at the mercy of an author's words. There are two records which I'd been saving for just the right occasion, and even though my record player seems to be on the cusp of kaputt...I can't resist a set of tunes to surrender alongside. 

The Wonderful Moving World - Narrated by Frank Sentry, singing by Minnette Shaffer

Minnette Productions, circa 1920's.

This 10 inch 33 is in three parts  -each one of which consists of poetry, narration and song. A children's record series for first, second, and third graders. 

I wasn't able to locate a date for this album unfortunately, and perhaps I didn't spend enough time scouring discogs -so alas, there's not much I can tell you about this record other than I am absolutely in love with these tender tracks so graciously featured. The vinyl itself is a clear ruby-red release, uncanny almost. I can't be sure how very rare this album might actually be, but as far as I can tell we may be the only ones who have a copy. Aside from one that might be buried in an attic…beneath a rack of stinking mink furs. No matter, each of these songs simply take my breath away. Part one is The Tumble Weeds; tumbleweeds tumble in the fall when the wind begins to call. Part two The Clock; this rhythmical excursion into the world of time aids in creative writing for children. And, the third and final installment is titled Raindrops; raindrops, rainbows and clouds have always been a mystery for children: What holds the clouds together? What is a rainbow? Where does the rain come from?

Hauntingly precious. At the same time, I find this record to be just lovely to fall asleep to. But if you happen to pick up one of our recommended readings we've assigned above, the truth is I don't think you'll be disappointed with this musical companion. The cover of the record is also quite a treat, although the illustrations have almost completely faded.

Eugene Fodor Solos [Tchaikovsky, Ysaye, Paganini]

Showpieces by Wieniawski & Prokofieff, piano by Jonathan Feldman

A storm from within enraptures you, so let yourself be hurled into the abyss of Fodor's melancholy serenades. Ballads of confidence fluttering around your peripherals, with each and every stroke mastered on strings by the young violinist; as Fodor was only 24 years old in 1974  -the debut of this collection itself. His capricious version of Prokofieff's March from "The Love for Three Oranges" is divine, especially beneath a dizzying sky. 

This collection is not exactly the best representation of Fodor's work, but nonetheless it was the very last of what was left from when we sold off most of our records, back in 2022. Not featured on this album though, is Fodor's other masterpiece which I'd like to recommend; from Saint Saens:Violin Concerto, Op. 64 in E Minor: Allegro molto appassionato. This one I often play on repeat, imagining I am the only one to show up for a secret after-session performative, down the hallway from the stage where Fodor perhaps was taking a piss before heading home. But seeing me there, with an eagerness to confront the strange genius, he decides to play Op 64 one more time while I lay beneath a faux eucalyptus tree by the lobby, only inches from the strings of his violin. A girl can dream, can't she?

Until our next update, don't get sunscreen in your mouth and thanks so much for stopping by. What's been on your reading list as of late, fellow Venusian? We always love hearing feedback from our listeners, so please don't hesitate. If you have an insightful literary gem or a flavorful record you'd like to share with us  -we're all earz. 

NEW EPISODE- Hummingbird Sneezes Velvet

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That which you saw glimmering inhabits slow-cooked soliloquies for lucid dreamers. This happening allows for velvet bellied hummingbirds to burst from their habitat. Scully, it's me. Niektórzy lubią ostro? 

Stay until the very end of our monologue for tunes by Dominique Frontiere, Habibi, Virna Lindt, Mamalarky, Lill Babs, Alfred Newman, and other particularly haunted hymns from the archive.

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NEW EPISODE -The Curious Lore of Pessoa's Geometric Chastity

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Ramblings amidst an endless stack of books makes for particularly lucid moments; imperfections woven by eternity. The use of precious stones for airships in Vienna circa 1709 mark the great procession.

Translation: we'll be reciting excerpts from Fernando Pessoa's work, dive into a bit of gemology, and conduct an experiment in German. Might these transitory fevers saturate your third eye...there's a possibility you'll be capable of blowing bubbles from out your Svadhisthana.

Soothing tracks trembling with dewdrops by Susumu Yokota, Hania Rani, Nils Frahm and other breezy soundscapes from the archive.

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UPCOMING EVENT- The Library Sessions

We’ll see you quite soon, dearest Venusians. It’s been exactly a year since our last pop-up Antiquarian library, and we’re about ready to burst!

That being said, we didn’t exactly have time to work on a new episode for this week, but we hope you’ll forgive us and join the festivities. It’ll be nice to see your smiling faces gawking at our unusual treasures.

We’ll have a few Ashwagandha plants for sale, as well as our healing hair & beard oil. Of course, there’ll be quite a collection of unique books from our archive for sale…and some for browsing only.

Come celebrate the first day of summer with us!

with love,

gina

NEW EPISODE- In Pursuit of Innocuous Self-Accord & Other Stories

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Join us for an unscripted Sunday afternoon interlude, to help catapult you into the very last week of spring. We'll unabashedly confess to methodologies for surrendering to your higher vibration, while reminiscing on puppy dog tales and a few filmic splendors. Ingredients also include updates to the shop, such as our magnificent rose and ylang ylang fragrance that's about to crash-land on our website. If it all sounds too good to be true, you're probably just in need of some reassurance from Venus. So give yourself permission...knees abaft! The accidental marvelous awaits.

Stay until the end for the usual zwitschermelodies by Marie Rottrova, Orchid Mantis, Witch, Cocteau Twins, Lulu, and other glorious goons who haunt the airwaves. 

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